The Grow House of Soviet Trailer Park is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Park Supervisor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.892 billion Trailer Park Boys are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supervisor's Trailer. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greasy economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,219 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Trailer Park's national animal is the ladybug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Trailer Park is ranked 90,430^th in the world and 116^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 5.89 billion capita.